Author: Peter Rempel

  • Chips, Salsa and Sprinkles:

    Part 1, Chips

    Every craft has its tools, and every tool has an ideal state. A carving knife is meant to hold a clean, unbroken edge. A chisel is meant to bite true, without a chip knocked out of its blade. And type — real type, the letterforms themselves — is a precision instrument too, built the same way: proportioned, balanced, sharp where it needs to be sharp.

    So here’s the question worth sitting with before you distress a single letter: if your best carving knife had one or two notches in the edge, would you call that “character”? Or would you call it damaged, and take it to be resharpened?

    I think most of us would reach for the sharpening stone. And that’s exactly the instinct worth keeping in mind the whole time you’re deliberately roughing up a typeface. A little damage reads as history. A lot of damage just reads as broken.

    Less Is More (I Learned This the Expensive Way)

    I’ll save you the trouble of finding my very first distressing attempt, because I can just tell you: it was overdone. Badly. I got excited about the idea of wear and tear, and I applied it everywhere, generously, on every letter, until the actual forms underneath were fighting to be read through all the damage I’d piled on top of them. It didn’t look aged. It looked like a printing error.

    That’s the trap. Distressing is meant to suggest history, not obscure the letter it’s happening to. The moment a reader has to work to figure out what letter they’re looking at, you’ve crossed from “characterful” into “illegible,” and no amount of atmospheric grunge makes up for a word nobody can actually read.

    My working rule of thumb now: three to five small chips per letter, on an otherwise clean form. That’s often enough to suggest age and wear without threatening the letter’s own structure. It’s a small number on purpose. You can always add more later if a piece genuinely calls for it. You can’t easily subtract once you’ve buried the letterform under too much noise.

    The Simplest Technique: The Notch Itself

    If the knife-blade analogy is the philosophy, here’s the technique that makes it literal.

    Take a clean, finished letterform — no texture yet, just the pure shape — and cut a small notch directly into an edge. A tiny ellipse, or a small triangle, removed from a stroke the way an actual chip would be knocked out of an actual blade. Do this in two, three, maybe four spots on the letter, chosen where a stroke is thick enough to lose a little material without breaking apart entirely.

    That’s genuinely the whole technique. No special tools, no physical media, nothing to scan. Just a boolean subtraction, applied sparingly, directly to the vector shape. It’s the most controlled, most deliberate form of distressing there is — you decide exactly where the “wear” goes, exactly how much, and exactly how it interacts with each specific letter’s structure.

    It’s also, not coincidentally, the best place to start learning your own restraint. Before you get into rubbings, textures, and homemade media — all of which introduce an element of chance you don’t fully control — this method lets you practice the judgment call at the center of the whole philosophy: how much is enough, and where does “worn” tip over into “broken”?

    Three to five chips. Clean letter otherwise. Resist the urge to keep going once it already reads as aged. That restraint is the actual craft here — the notches themselves are the easy part.

    Next Time: Getting Physical

    This is the cleanest, most controlled way into distressing, and it’s worth mastering on its own before moving on. But it’s also just the beginning. Once you’re comfortable knowing when to stop, the next installment gets your hands dirty — literally. Rubbing techniques, textured surfaces, and the specific, repeatable process a fifth-century saint would recognize even if the pencil in your hand wouldn’t have made much sense to him.

    That’s next time. For now: sharpen the knife, don’t dull it. Three to five chips. Clean letter otherwise.

  • The Wrong Truck, The Right Story

    I asked for a truck. I got a family.

    I was building out a character for The Hills of Connemara — my ongoing folk multimedia project — and Fergus needed a vehicle. Simple enough: a green 1940 Ford pickup, the kind of thing a stubborn, self-sufficient Irish-Nordic distiller would drive while outrunning the local excise man on a foggy country road.

    MidJourney had other plans. What came back looked older than 1940 — decades older, if I’m honest. My first instinct was to regenerate and try again.

    My second instinct was better: what if it’s supposed to look old?

    The truck that shouldn’t exist, but does

    Maybe Fergus didn’t buy this truck. Maybe he inherited it from his father, and just… kept it running. No carbon buildup, since it runs on his own poitín instead of petrol. More self-sufficient than anything petrol-powered ever was. A truck that’s outlived its era because the man driving it refuses to let it die.

    That one small act of not fighting the mistake turned a vehicle into a piece of family history.

    Then it kept going

    Once Fergus’s truck had a father behind it, it was hard not to ask: what did his father drive? A few generations back, before trucks existed at all, the answer was obvious — a horse and wagon, same road, same tension, same excise man’s ancestor giving chase.

    I generated an image of the grandfather: windswept, dark-haired, riding hard, same weathered “here we go again” look on his face as every version of Fergus that came after him. Same road. Same fight. Different century, different technology underneath him.

    Three generations. One road. One recurring, deeply unimpressed expression.

    Every generation, same complaint

    If this were a country song, this is the part where the truck gets a verse of its own — the kind of song that spends three minutes on how much a man loves his pickup before it even gets to the woman he’s singing to. Fergus’s family has the opposite problem: the truck outlasts everyone’s patience for the chase itself. Three generations of “here we go again,” carried across a horse wagon, an ancient Ford, and whatever finally replaces it.

    Even Kreena — the one character old enough to have watched all three generations do this exact bit — has stopped being impressed. Her review of the entire multi-century saga is four words long: “It’s just the same.”

    Meanwhile, the actual excise man’s actual car — a 1959 Chevrolet Impala, this generation’s version of the chase vehicle — is already destined for a much less dignified ending than any of Fergus’s family rides: a bog, at a very specific spot on the map, accompanied (fittingly) by banjo music.

    Why I’m telling you this on a font foundry’s blog

    Because it’s the same lesson I keep relearning at the drawing tablet. A tool “failing” — a font’s swash tail crashing into the next letter, MidJourney handing back the wrong decade of truck — isn’t always a problem to force back into line. Sometimes it’s pointing at something better than what you originally asked for, if you’re willing to follow it instead of fighting it.

    I didn’t plan three generations of the same joke. MidJourney got a date wrong, and the rest followed because I let it.

  • How I Composed Sir Donny’s Fanfare:


    From Elgar to Sousa in 90 Seconds 

    I regularly listen to the podcast ‘Idiot of the Week’ with hosts Francis and Angela. Their frequent contributor goes by ‘Donny, the Dumbfinder.’ Before reading his emails, the hosts would deliver a spoken fanfare: ‘Ta Tata Taah!’ It was playful, memorable, and perfectly captured the comedic energy of the show. I thought: Donny deserves an actual musical fanfare. So I decided to write one.

    I started with Elgar’s ‘Pomp and Circumstance’ march no 1 as inspiration. That familiar, pompous march, familiar from graduation ceremonies, felt perfect for a character finding stories about people doing ‘not brilliant’ things. But I needed to make it my own.

    I started with rhythm, not melody. I remembered a fanfare rhythm—possibly from Saturday morning cartoons—that matched their spoken ‘Ta Tata Taah!’ I waved my hands in the air, beating time like a conductor, figuring out exactly on which beats the notes fell. Once I had that one-bar flourish, It would lead directly into the march.

    For instruments, I chose French horn and tuba—not the brilliant members of the brass section. French horn for melody, tuba for bass. Why? Because the subject matter was finding stories of people doing things that weren’t brilliant. The orchestration should match the tone.

    I worked in the key of C— just easier to transpose later, if needed. I started the fanfare on the third of the chord: E, with quick staccato notes up the C chord and down the G. Then I built an 8-bar march section with a conventional harmonic progression: I-V-I-ii-V-I. Not complex, but solid.

    I started with 3 horns and tuba, treating them like 4-part vocal harmony. But when I played it back, it was too dense. I cut the 2nd and 3rd horns, leaving just melody and bass, with a bass drum roll at the start and a steady half-note pulse. Simple and clean.

    I sent it to Francis and Angela. They loved it—they responded within hours, which was unusual (they normally take 2-3 weeks!- They get a LOT of email, but respond to it all). But they had one request: Could it be more upbeat and louder?

    Their feedback was simple: more energy, more volume. Here’s what I changed:

     I created versions at 90, 100, 110, and 120 BPM. At 120, it became a more exuberant, celebratory march. Faster tempo = more energy.

    I doubled the horn melody up an octave on trumpet and down an octave on bass trombones. It was still just melody and bass, but now with more presence. I also swapped the tuba for a cimbasso—Essentially a contrabass trombone, but with valves instead of a slide. It plays the same range as the tuba, but with a punchier, more focused tone.

    For the intro, I replaced a simple crescendo on the bass drum with a staggered drum entrance: bass drum on beat 1, floor tom on beat 2, high tom on beat 3, snare on beat 4. Then snare on beats 2 and 4 with 16th-note rolls. It created energy and momentum.

    Making the tempo faster also made it shorter. Repeating the same 8-bar section in the same key felt boring. So I modulated: I-ii-V-I, a new key for each repetition of the tune. The melody notes at the end of the first phrase needed to transition smoothly into the new key. Not the most complex composition, but it served its purpose: background music for a podcast, not a concert piece.

    When I played it back, I thought it sounded like a high school band at a football halftime show. My sister said it sounded like a Mardi Gras parade. Either way, it had energy. It had presence. It sounded like exactly what a podcast about finding dumb stories needed.

    The finished march was about 90 seconds.

    This project taught me something important: feedback improves everything. Francis and Angela’s simple request—’more upbeat, louder’—led to specific technical decisions that made the piece better. As composers, we often think we know what’s best. But our collaborators, our audience, our users—they hear things we don’t. They know what they need. Listening to them makes us better.

    Listen to the Sir Donny fanfare when it airs in “High, Dry, and Dangling:” episode of ‘Idiot of the Week.’ Tell us what you think. What did you hear? Did it remind you of anything? Your feedback shapes future compositions.

    They used it in the May 25 Episode:

    High, Dry, and Dangling: A Masterclass in Bad Decisions, 25 May 2026

    In that episode, they had four stories, all from Sir Donny, and they played the opening of my fanfare each time.

    On the first story:

    “Today’s Idiot of the Week is brought to you by… Flourish

    Sir Donnie the Dumb Finder.

    Ta-da!

    Thank you, that was made by Peter, Peter R.

    Thank you, Peter.

    Well, you know what? We have a community up in here.

    We have a community, an army, people fighting stupid.”

    On the second one, Angela made a wish:

    “next up, this is also from Donnie the dumb finder. (played the fanfare)

    One day, I’m going to win the lottery. I’m going to get some money and I’m going to have a crier.

    I swear to you, I’m going to have somebody who announces me and then announces everyone who comes in my presence.

    I want more than anything, with long horns.

    May it be, I mean long horns and flags.

    Totally. Absolutely. I’m here for it.

    I’m here for 24 7. And I mean people who live in the house. Announcing: “Your dog Twombly!”

    And I’m going to come in with a lute in a Jester’s outfit every afternoon.

    You just play in the lute in the corner…

    I want you in a Jester’s outfit.

    Dancing around like a fool.”

    From Frangela: Idiot of the Week: High, Dry, and Dangling: A Masterclass in Bad Decisions, 25 May 2026

    What else could I do? I had just had my music played, four times, in a 30 minute show. I don’t know how many people listen to the audio podcast,  but more than the eleven hundred paid subscribers to their YouTube channel, who are only the tip of the iceberg

    I try to do some composition every day, so I turned my efforts to fulfilling Angela’s wish, and something for Frances too. In the classic chemistry of comedy duos. Angela is very deadpan, and Frances, a little older, for which Angela ribs her mercilessly, making a ten year difference sound like a hundred and fifty.

    I wrote something short (about 15 seconds) for each of them, and sent the following email:

    Dear Frangela,

    Attached you will find three pieces of music, composed with great affection and — I hope — some accuracy of character.

    The suite consists of:

    Sir Donny’s Flourish 

    — An 18-second cut with a clean cadence, ready for the producer to drop in whenever Sir Donny shares a story.

    FRANFARE

    — A fanfare for Frances. You will notice it has the energy of a 1960s game show theme, which I make no apology for. You will also notice a Taiko drum sitting in with both, the renaissance brass and the blues horns. This felt entirely correct. Frances, I understand Japan is on the horizon — consider this a musical preview. Konichiwa, y’all!

    I actually took Taiko lessons for a few months, about thirty years ago. The drums have a great booming tone, being made from whisky barrels almost as tall as Frances. They also have an amazing delicate, but carrying rimshot tone, almost like a stage whisper. If you listen real close to the blues band, you can hear the tappy tap on the rim of the taiko, along with the ride cymbal

    LADY ANGELA’S Pavanne

    A rather more stately affair, because some of us carry our dignity with us at all times. You asked for something with long horns and flags, so I tried to write something that might be at home the court of Elizabeth I. Announcing: “Lady Angela, … of the Detroit Sheltons”

    Whether these find their way onto the podcast or not is entirely up to you — no expectation attached, only the hope that they bring a smile.

    Your wish was my command. It was a genuine pleasure to fulfill it.

  • Medieval Fonts Are Trending in MMXXVI — Here’s Why

    The Medieval Typography Journey

    When Johannes Gutenberg introduced moveable type into Europe between 1450 and 1455, he didn’t invent something entirely new—he created a practical solution. His black letter typeface mimicked the handwritten church manuscripts of his day. Smart move. Why? Because people recognised what they already knew.

    But here’s the thing: medieval letterforms didn’t just appear fully formed. They evolved. Around the sixth century, monks started turning sharp angles into curves because curved letters could be written faster. That style became uncial (Latin for “one inch high”). By the eighth century, they compressed those letters vertically to fit more text on expensive parchment. Half uncial was born. Efficiency drove design. Still does.

    The most notable manuscripts came from Ireland and Scotland—places where the writing system was already influenced by runic forms. Those narrow, angular shapes left their mark on everything that followed.


    Medieval fonts carry weight. Literally and symbolically. They’re closely associated with sacred texts, which makes them perfect for:

    ✓ Religious and seasonal applications (especially Christmas)

    ✓ Historical and fantasy media (movies, games, documentaries)

    ✓ Branding that needs gravitas and authenticity

    ✓ Anyone who wants to say “this matters” without saying it

    ✓ Design that steps outside the default sans-serif world

    In 2026, we’re seeing a resurgence of interest in historical aesthetics. People are tired of the same clean, minimal look everywhere. Medieval fonts offer an alternative. They’re distinctive. They carry story.

    Why Medieval Fonts Matter Today


    Enter Primer

    My approach to Primer is different from the heavy, ornate medieval fonts you typically find.

    Primer is based on the Italian Cursive hand—introduced for everyday communication within the Papal Offices between 1420 and 1447. Think about that: this wasn’t sacred script. This was practical writing. The Papal bureaucrats needed something faster to read and write than dense, difficult black letter. They created something elegant but accessible.

    If you rendered that Italian Cursive today with a pencil or pointed-tip marker, Primer is what it would look like. You are reading it now.

    The result: Easy to read, with understated renaissance elegance. Medieval enough to feel intentional. Modern enough to actually work in contemporary design.

    This design also serves as a foundation for future variations that are more obviously medieval in their aesthetic. But Primer? Primer is the bridge.

    ✓ Full Latin alphabet (A-Z, a-z)

    ✓ Numerals (0-9)

    ✓ Basic keyboard punctuation and symbols

    ✓ Mathematical operators: + = * ^ &

    ✓ Logical symbols: ~ @ # $ % ^ & *

    ✓ Brackets and braces: { [ ] } ( ) < >

    ✓ Extended punctuation: | \ / and more

    ✓ Professional auto-optimised metrics and kerning

    ✓ Balanced proportions (cap height 1000 UPM, ascender 1600)


    Professional Version Coming

    Primer Caption is the free version. Totally free. For personal and commercial projects. No restrictions.

    But the full story? That’s where things get interesting.

    We’re developing professional versions designed specifically for designers who need more. These aren’t just expanded character sets. They’re complete typographic solutions with:

    ✓ Full language support (West European, Cyrillic, Greek)

    ✓ Comprehensive kerning pairs (not auto-generated)

    ✓ Multiple weights (light, regular, bold, black)

    ✓ Italic and oblique variants

    ✓ Extended punctuation and symbols

    ✓ OpenType features for professional typography

    ✓ Design resources and documentation

    These professional versions are paid releases. Here’s why:

    Paid versions fund continued development. They support the time invested in thoughtful design, extensive testing, and professional-grade kern pairs. They also ensure that designers who rely on these fonts for commercial work are getting tools built specifically for professional use.

    It’s not just about features. It’s about sustainability. Quality fonts require investment. Your investment in Primer professional means I can invest in making it better.


    The Bigger Picture

    Primer

    is just the beginning. Here’s what’s planned:

    Primer Professional

    Alternate characters, cap and lowercase ligatures, variable axes for weight and ascender length, staged multi-language releases.

    El Sabio

    Calligraphic and monoline variants, inspired by the 13th-century court of Alfonso X. Multiple weights with variable ascender curve and angle. Free introductory release coming.

    ChristVesper

    Gothicised Italic with companion resources for page layout and illumination. Planned release before Christmas 2026.

    PR Plague

    Related to ChristVesper, with multiple degrees of distressing. Referencing the Black Death pandemic that swept Europe starting in 1346.

    Ragnar

    Aggressive Runic-based display font with distinctive spiky serifs.

    Extended Nordic and Celtic families

    Drawn from history and legend — Viking warlords, Arthurian characters, and the Women of Avalon. More details as development proceeds.

    Poitin

    — I am creating a font, free for early subscribers. It is called PR Poitín — pronounced “pot CHEEN” — named for the traditional Irish mountain whiskey, known in certain American hollows as Mountain Dew. Sign up at getmedieval.net any time between now and the end of July 1st. Still being brewed, and it will be delivered by email as soon as it is ready to serve. Even digital moonshine deserves good company. Come back next week for a wee dram!

    Full Development plans & Family Specifications

    Will be published after the Canada Day launch.


    Your Voice in Development

    But here’s what matters most: You help shape what comes next.

    Feedback from Primer Caption users directly influences priorities for professional releases. What features do you need? What languages? What design problems are you trying to solve?

    This isn’t a one-way conversation. It’s a partnership. You use Primer. You tell me what works and what doesn’t. I build what you actually need.

    That connection—between designer and user—that’s what makes fonts better. Not assumptions. Not trends. Real feedback from people doing real work.

    So download Primer Caption. Use it. Tell me what you think. Your voice shapes the future of this font family.


    Download Primer Caption (FREE)

    [Download from DaFont.com] or [Download from GetMedieval.net]

    Try it. Use it. Tell me what you think.

    Because the best fonts are the ones people actually use—and the feedback you provide shapes what comes next.


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    About Primer

    Primer is designed for:

    Web projects that need historical authenticity

    Branding that requires gravitas

    Digital publishing with style

    Print materials that stand out

    Anyone tired of the same twelve fonts on every website

    PR-Primer draws from the Renaissance Italian cursive tradition — the hand that bridged medieval manuscript culture and the first roman typefaces. Clean, readable, and historically grounded, it sets body text with the warmth of a written page.